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	<Kva> while crossing a road in KL, he got hit from behind by a motorbike, which was going the wrong way <Kva> so he was flat out on the road, with injuries and in shock, but nothing serious or permanent <Kva> the biker was an Indian guy <M> he abused the crap out of the poor indian guy ? <Kva> he told me the first thought he had was: "goddamn, i was right! those blackies are out to get me !" <M> that could be in jest wat <Kva> i know lar, i not so blur lar :P <Kva> so he was still kinda dazed <Kva> Then, from across the road, this 40-something malay guy comes steaming in, really kao kao sounding the indian guy <M> really ? whatever for ? <Kva> "WOI! awak bodoh kah??? awak gilakah??? orang macam kaulah yang rosakkan nama orang kita!" <Kva> coz the Malay guy saw the whole thing <M> nama who ? <Kva> malaysians larrrr <Kva> so at that moment, my fren told me that for the first time in his life, he truly truly understood what it meant to be in a masyarakat majmuk, all that muhibbah multiracial society crap... "Man! I felt the unity shit! Malaysia boleh!" <Kva> but i told my fren, "yah, but as usual the indians take the blame la"
	<M> well de fella WAS in the wrong marrrr... <M> :) <Kva> ANYWAY.... malay dude told my fren to settle it with the indian guy and go to a clinic to check for injuries. Then he cabut. <Kva> so the indian guy was feeling sheepish and scared la... coz he could be brought to police station and all that, and you know what they do to young indian guys there la... <Kva> so the indian fella was like "eh..sorry ar. sorry ar." <M> my dad knocked a newspaper man down before, and my dad told him off for being in the way of the car <M> hehehe <Kva> anyway <Kva> my fren stood up and told indian guy "fuck you" and went off <M> thats it ? <Kva> he was more concerned about his injuries lah <Kva> but that didn't stop him from exploiting the situation kao kao <Kva> he called his "unrequited loved one" <Kva> and told her about the accident <M> HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAH <Kva> and see if she can fetch him to clinic <Kva> He was inspired by this bit in Magnolia where Tom Cruise teaches "how to create a tragedy" in his how-to-seduce-women program <Kva> anyway... she comes and fetches him to the clinic. <Kva> check check... injuries no big deal <Kva> so they went to yamchar, and thats when she expressed that she has "some kind" of feelings for him <M> groan. drama bulan ini <M> so? <Kva> so it kinda gives him hope, even tho she already has boyfren <Kva> we're just amazed it worked so well. I told him he better not have too many gurfrens like this, how many times can he kena langgar la?
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