<M> My money.
<Kva> I know.
<M> When?
<Kva> dunno lar
<M> Oi.
<Kva> "Wanker cons student out of RM1200"
<Kva> "the 23 year old malaysian student said that he had a good voice and a way with words."
<Kva> "He told me he was a struggling journalist with financial problems," said the distraught student. "He was overweight and possessed an unendearing disposition."
<M> "he had a shrimpy voice, and was always very quiet"
<M> "he was fat and ugly but he confessed his inferiorities, i felt so sorry"
<M> "I've already alerted the triad members to look for this brazenly dysfunctional wanker, and when they get hold of him...."
<Kva> "he was last seen with a dodgy facial hair bordering on the hamsup. Women are advised to be wary of his leery glances."
<M> "looks like a vcd seller"
<Kva> "more like a vcd porn customer"
 

 

 


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